Are you a Coffee Addict?

You don't sweat, you percolate.

When someone says, "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."

Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You speed-walk in your sleep.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

You spend every vacation visiting Maxwell House.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You can type 60 words per minute with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You don't need a hammer to pound in nails.

Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."

You buy milk by the barrel.

You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

Chuck Yeager thinks you need to calm down.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers

People get dizzy just watching you.

You've worn the finish off your coffee table.

The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.

Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

Your taste buds are so numb, you could drink your lava lamp.

You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.

People can test their batteries in your ears.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee

You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."

You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.

Your Thermos is on wheels.

Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You have a conniption over spilled milk.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.

You don't tan, you roast.

You don't get mad, you get steamed.

You can't even remember your second cup.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.

You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

Tsunami Disaster - Is there a reason?

While most of us are still recovering from the one of the worst disasters in recent times, i cannot but help wonder if there is a human hand behind it after all.

This Link here clearly gives us a more detailed picture about a probable cause for the Tsunamis that struck South asia.

Sometimes i do wonder why?

Finally!!!

Atlast somebody responds. There is intelligent life out there after all.

So got a couple of topics to write about and waiting for more.

Just leave me a comment on any topic you feel about and experience the unleashment of my creative juices on the blogoshere.

The Bible in 50 words

God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Jacob fooled
Joseph ruled
Bush talked
Pharaoh plagued
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Judges led
Saul freaked
David peeked
Kingdom divided
Prophets warned
People exiled
Hope rose
Jesus born
God walked
Anger crucified
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained.

Found it on the net, isn't it just cool?

the mission.....

Time seemed to stand still. The weapon was unlocked and ready for use. The sweat trickling down the side of his face seemed like a torrent as he stood motionless. The order had been clear. Eliminate.

The fact that the decision to kill was personal made the mission more intense for him. He had decided that it was time. He could take no more of it. There was only this option. There was room for just one of them, and he was sure he was going to make it.

He had personally requested this assignment and in doing so fully understood the consequences. The enemy had escaped previous attempts by others. He was fast, agile....an expert in his field. There was only one chance, a full frontal attack and the situation warranted it, probably his only chance.

The trap had been set. And the enemt would fall for it. He wasn't just sure....he knew.

The wait was agonizing, yet determination overtook everything else. All he saw in before his eyes was the mission. He took in a deep breath and waited.

"Nothing can be left to chance. Nothing"

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